Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Maybe it's time we tell him he needs to move out.
- Howard Wolowitz: We should have done it months ago.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I know, but his store was reopening, and then there were the holidays, and then he was sick.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, right, sick. He didn't have jaundice. He just looks like that.
- Howard Wolowitz: When he comes home, I'm dropping the hammer.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Ooh, I like when you take charge.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, I'm not taking charge. You're the hammer.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Did you eat all my yogurt?
- Howard Wolowitz: You mean the one that lets ladies do the thing ladies pretend they don't do even though they do?
- Raj Koothrappali: You've been complaining about Stuart living here for the past year. I don't see you showing him the door.
- Howard Wolowitz: It's not the same thing. Emily's a person. Stuart's more like an infestation. Something you spray for.