Self - Host: We love ya, we your acting, we love your movies and your an executive producer of this TV show I love. It's called Through the Wormhole
Self - Guest: [Raises his hand to correct him] Through the Wormhole "with Morgan Freeman"
Self - Host: [Eventually rolls his eyes and shakes his head in annoyance] excuse me, I apologize
Self - Host: [Jokingly] this is The Tonight Show "Starring" Jimmy Fallon, so "with" is pretty interesting
Self - Host: I love it. It just got nominated for an Emmy, congratulations on that. You do great stuff on that show, it's a great show. It's really really fun. There was something you did on that show that I wanted to recreate if you don't mind: Because I do love your voice, everyone loves your voice but I was wondering what your voice would sound like if you were on helium
Self - Host: [Takes out one red balloon] so if you would please I'll conduct the same interview
Self - Host: [after Freeman starts to rub his stomach and give an uncomfortable expression on his] oh come Morgan, don't cramp up on me, don't quit on me now Morgan
Self - Host: [after taking out another red balloon and carefully hands it to him] I will give you this guy
Self - Host: [Picks up his balloon, while take off the wooden clothesline that traps the air inside the balloon] I'm going to do it too. I love having you here. You still sail on your ship? You told me you had a sailboat
Self - Guest: No, I don't sail it anymore, I had to sell it
Self - Host: Because I never got the invite and I always wanted to go on your ship
Self - Guest: [Correcting him] sailboat
Self - Host: Sailboat, sorry do you know what I'd call you?
Self - Guest: No
Self - Host: [Finding humor in the similarities with his name and the name of the brand of rum] "Captain Morgan"
Self - Guest: [Rolls his eyes implying he didn't find Jimmy's joke funny]
Self - Host: [after inhaling helium, speaking in a high pitched voice] do you ever want to go to space?
Self - Guest: [Also after inhaling helium, speaking in a high pitched voice] I really shouldn't be doing this
Self - Host: It's helium Morgan
Self - Guest: [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice] it is very undignified
Self - Host: [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice, before inhaling anther breathe of helium] I think your voice sounds great, it's not undignified, some people actually have voices like this so you're actually making fun of those people
Self - Guest: [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice] see? I told you
Self - Host: [Inhaling another breath of helium] I want to thank you for being on the show and please would you ever like to come back?
Self - Guest: [Speaking in a high pitched voice, jokingly] I'm never coming back
