Peter Dinklage credited as playing...
Tyrion Lannister
- [the slavers decide to chop Tyrion's cock]
- Tyrion Lannister: Wait. WAIT! Wait, wait! Wait, you can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf! And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?
- Slaver: It will be a dwarf-sized cock.
- Tyrion Lannister: Guess again!
- Malko: The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.
- Tyrion Lannister: You're an awful traveling companion, do you know that? Possibly the least charming man I've ever met.
- Jorah Mormont: I'm not your traveling companion.
- Tyrion Lannister: We are traveling together, in each other's company, therefore...
- Jorah Mormont: [interrupts] Do you ever shut up?
- Tyrion Lannister: I sailed from King's Landing to Pentos in a crate without ever saying a word!
- Jorah Mormont: Why?
- Tyrion Lannister: It never occured to you to ask why until now? You never wondered why Tyrion Lannister decided to visit a brothel in Volantis?
- Jorah Mormont: I'm sure you've visited many brothels in many cities.
- Tyrion Lannister: I killed my father. He wanted to execute me for a crime I didn't commit. And he was fucking the woman I loved.