Peter Dinklage credited as playing...
Tyrion Lannister
- Lord Varys: Hello, old friend. I thought we were so happy together until you abandoned me.
- Tyrion Lannister: I suppose there's no point asking how you found me.
- Lord Varys: The birds sing in the west, the birds sing in the east, if one knows how to listen. They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.
- Tyrion Lannister: Well, she didn't execute me, so that's a promising start. Now the heroes are off to find her, and I'm stuck here trying to placate a city on the brink of civil war. Any advice for an old comrade?
- Lord Varys: Information is the key. You need to learn your enemy's strengths and strategies. You need to learn which of your friends are not your friends.
- Tyrion Lannister: If only I knew someone with a vast network of spies.
- Lord Varys: If only. A grand old city, choking on violence, corruption, and deceit. Who could possibly have any experience managing such a massive ungainly beast?
- Tyrion Lannister: I did miss you.
- Lord Varys: Oh, I know.
- Daario Naharis: Forgive me, but why would we bring you?
- Tyrion Lannister: Pardon me?
- Daario Naharis: Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?
- Tyrion Lannister: Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful.
- Daario Naharis: Can you fight?
- Tyrion Lannister: I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior.
- Daario Naharis: Are you good on a horse?
- Tyrion Lannister: Middling.
- Daario Naharis: So mainly you talk.
- Tyrion Lannister: And drink. I've survived so far.
- Tyrion Lannister: [to Jorah] You love her, don't you? How could you not? Of course, it's hopeless for the both of you. A sellsword from the fighting pits and a disgraced knight. Neither one of you is fit consort for a queen. But we always want the wrong woman.
- Daario Naharis: Does he always talk so much?
- [Jorah nods]