Peter Dinklage credited as playing...
Tyrion Lannister
- Tyrion Lannister: I will not be of any use to Daenerys Targaryen if I lose my mind. I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours.
- Lord Varys: It's a perfectly good face.
- [a guard rubs Tyrion's head]
- Brothel Guard: It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
- Tyrion Lannister: It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock.
- Tyrion Lannister: I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: Volantis is a large city.
- Tyrion Lannister: I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: The likelihood of you being spotted here increases a hundredfold.
- Tyrion Lannister: Mmm. I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: I'm not sure how many new ways I can find of saying this.
- [Tyrion is urinating off of a balcony. Someone comes up behind him]
- Tyrion Lannister: No need to worry. I was just...
- [Tyrion turns around and it reveals to be Jorah Mormont]
- Tyrion Lannister: Oh, thought you were someone else. Show's almost over. I'm sure there are girls inside who'd be happy to oblige.
- [Jorah starts tying Tyrion up]
- Tyrion Lannister: You've made some kind of mistake. Why don't you tell me what you think you're doing, and then...
- [Jorah puts a gag in Tyrion's mouth]
- Jorah Mormont: I'm taking you to the queen.
- [Jorah takes Tyrion away]
- Tyrion Lannister: I am losing my mind.
- Lord Varys: If anyone recognizes you, you'll lose more than that.
- Tyrion Lannister: Look, we are thousands of miles from Westeros.
- [Tyrion pulls his hood over his head]
- Tyrion Lannister: What am I?
- [Varys shrugs]
- Tyrion Lannister: One more drunk dwarf.