Charlie Day credited as playing...
Charlie Kelly
- Dee Reynolds: Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?
- Dee Reynolds: Def Poetry.
- Dennis Reynolds: Don't do that.
- Charlie Kelly: Makeup... smearin'. No power steerin'. He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.
- Dennis Reynolds: I command you to stop.
- Dee Reynolds: Speaks like Zeus.
- Charlie Kelly: Smells like poops.
- Dee Reynolds: Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.
- Mac: I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? Now, I like this choice. I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right? But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years, and I'm done lying, okay? And I've found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.
- Dennis Reynolds: Okay, good.
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, good, all right, yeah.
- Dee Reynolds: Great. Finally. Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Let's do this.
- Charlie Kelly: That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.