Mayim Bialik credited as playing...
Amy Farrah Fowler
- Sheldon Cooper: Did you enjoy my lecture?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No, and neither did our waiter.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, but if you're going to serve Cornish game hen, you should either know all about the history of Cornwall, or be prepared to learn it. You can't argue with that.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I know, I saw a poor, sad man trying to and failing.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: How about this? You stay for the game, I'll buy you some cotton candy and a bobblehead.
- Sheldon Cooper: Bobblehead of whom?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Does it matter?
- Sheldon Cooper: Not as long as it bobbles.
- Sheldon Cooper: The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is: me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: There isn't any ranking and if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom.
- Penny: Yeah, and actually I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's the part you have a problem with?
- Penny: Relax.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: There they go fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So, when do you guys plan on getting married?
- Penny: Uh, we're not sure, but I want to wait long enough to prove to my mother I'm not pregnant.