Kaley Cuoco credited as playing...
Penny
- Leonard Hofstadter: A relationship is not something you can quantify.
- Sheldon Cooper: Everything is quantifiable. This french fry? A seven. Spider-Man? A nine. The number nine? Oddly enough, a four.
- Leonard Hofstadter: How ridiculous is he?
- Penny: A hundred.
- Leonard Hofstadter: He's practicing.
- Penny: For what?
- Howard Wolowitz: The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called?
- Penny: What, you? Really?
- Howard Wolowitz: Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!
- Raj Koothrappali: I like how they put a waterfall on centerfield. It really ties everything together.
- Penny: Look at you talking sports.
- Sheldon Cooper: The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is: me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: There isn't any ranking and if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom.
- Penny: Yeah, and actually I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's the part you have a problem with?
- Penny: Relax.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: There they go fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So, when do you guys plan on getting married?
- Penny: Uh, we're not sure, but I want to wait long enough to prove to my mother I'm not pregnant.