Mayim Bialik credited as playing...
Amy Farrah Fowler
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Can you see how a grown man, an accomplished scientist, who invests in a store that sells picture books about flying men in colorful underwear might be wasting both his financial and intellectual resources?
- Sheldon Cooper: No.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Then I think it's a terrific idea.
- Sheldon Cooper: Great. Wait until you hear about our van.
- Sheldon Cooper: I have some odd freckles on my buttocks. Can I make an an appointment for you to look at them?
- Emily Sweeney: Um, OK. I guess.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with him two minutes and he's taking his pants off.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'd like your honest opinion on something.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Of course.
- Sheldon Cooper: Before I start, I need you to know that I'm very excited about this, and anything you say that isn't enthusiastically supportive will throw our entire relationship into question. So... keep an open mind.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm feeling a little backed into a corner, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Perfect.
- Penny: How? You can't force somebody to like you.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What if you just hang around and act like her friend until you wear her down? I mean, next thing you know, you're in her house, you're eating her food and drinking her wine.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You really went your entire life with out anybody saying "I hate you" to your face?
- Penny: Yeah.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones.
- Penny: I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway. Even if I'd slept with him, so what? Everybody has a past.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Um.
- [Clears throat]
- Penny: Almost everybody has a past.