Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Sheldon Cooper: So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hmm, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.
- Howard Wolowitz: You know, when I was a kid, I loved going there, but I could never get a ride.
- Raj Koothrappali: Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?
- Sheldon Cooper: Nice! Like at schools and parks.
- Howard Wolowitz: Toy stores, puppet shows.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hold on. So your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And are you going to use candy to lure them in?
- Raj Koothrappali: We are now!
- Howard Wolowitz: I wish Stuart opened his store again. I hate this place too.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [Points to Sheldon] Okay, him I understand, because he's an eighty-year old in a fifteen-year-old's T-shirt. You're just upset about Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs.
- Howard Wolowitz: You're right, I am. You know, I can't even watch Game of Thrones anymore without thinking about my mother asking "Stuart, which one's Thrones?"
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, if there's anything that really gets my goat it's those daggum insurance companies.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why, because they won't get off your lawn?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Did you hear about this research on gene manipulation that's trying to create some sort of dinosaur-like chicken?
- Sheldon Cooper: I think that sounds wonderful.
- Howard Wolowitz: What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and birds.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, but you tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.