Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Sheldon Cooper: So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hmm, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.
- Howard Wolowitz: You know, when I was a kid, I loved going there, but I could never get a ride.
- Raj Koothrappali: Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?
- Sheldon Cooper: Nice! Like at schools and parks.
- Howard Wolowitz: Toy stores, puppet shows.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hold on. So your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And are you going to use candy to lure them in?
- Raj Koothrappali: We are now!
- Raj Koothrappali: It's true. You're both gorgeous. Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both.
- [laughs]
- Raj Koothrappali: You get why I've been alone most of my adult life.
- Penny: You told Emily we hooked up?
- Raj Koothrappali: Um, well. In my defense I tell everyone.
- Penny: Why would you say that?
- Raj Koothrappali: We were having a conversation about past lovers.
- Penny: We weren't lovers. Come on. Everybody knows we didn't sleep together. We got drunk and fooled around. Why couldn't you just leave me out of this?
- Sheldon Cooper: I guess that English study was right. One friend down. I wonder who's the next to go?
- Raj Koothrappali: You! You are! It's you!
- Sheldon Cooper: Nah, you love me.