Along Came a Nanny

Watch this movie Sarah plays an awesome part in this movie. I've seen her in most of her movies she makes them all just wish she was in many more movies.

I have to think this was more written to entertain kids, like some kids caper slash comedy. Because Logan overemotes the whole bumbling idiot thing way too much for this to be an actual adult. He's a detective, he hasn't lived under a rock. To fumble around a kitchen fridge or washing machine or juice box block of tofu to the utter point of imbecility is so unbelievable, it's embarrassing to watch. Not for his sake, but for the sake of someone actually writing this drivel. I only wonder if it got better but I couldn't sit through another minute.

7/10 - entertaining mystery that plays like a classic Hallmark flick

'Along Came a Nanny' (2014)

Opening thoughts: Personally have no bias against the Hallmark murder/crime mysteries, as there are some decent ones out there (whether part of their numerous mystery series or not). Cameron Mathison is nearly always watchable and more, even in the films of his that are not good. Likewise with Sarah Lancaster. Hallmark's Movies and Mysteries block has always varied every year and expectations actually weren't high for 'Along Came a Nanny', which did sound really far fetched.

My low expectations were not only met with the execution 'Along Came a Nanny' but it managed to be worse than expected. Even Mathison can't save this. 2014 did see some good Hallmark films like 'A Ring By Spring', but also some real stinkers. Of which 'Along Came a Nanny' is one of them and one of the worst of them. There are also some good Hallmark Movies and Mysteries films, though more the films with more serious themes and family dilemmas than the crime mystery ones, but 'Along Came a Nanny' again is among the worst.

Goos things: By all means it is not completely disposable. The scenery is quite nice.

Lancaster also does her best, her role is sketchy but she does bring some charm and authority to it and looks comfortable at least.

Bad things: Unfortunately, so much works against 'Along Came a Nanny'. Pretty much wasted by some really chaotic and self-indulgent camera work and drab lighting. The usually very watchable Matthison looks ill at ease and his performance is lifeless as a character whose behaviour is truly inept and clueless throughout. He and Lancaster, which has been good in other films of theirs, is completely bland and found their initial scenes forced. The rest of the performances are a mix of ham overdose and mailing it in in silly stereotypical roles. The direction is unfocused and lacks energy.

Really disliked all the characters, ones with no personality, very vague at best motivations and who behave so outrageously. Especially the responsible. Furthermore, the script is both mundane and contrived, with everything feeling flat and unnatural. The cheese is also too much. The premise is very far fetched and beyond stupid to begin with and the story is wildly implausible and silly with no energy or tension. As well as dully paced and padded out, with some events jumping around. The ending is insultingly ridiculous and the music is intrusive.

Closing thoughts: Overall, very bad.

3/10.

I love Hallmark movies and mysteries. They are simple to watch and enjoyable.

I sat down last night with my family to watch "Along Came a Nanny" and all we could stand was the first half hour.

The music in the background was louder than the speaking voices. I have two different TV sets and I tried them out on both. Both were the same with that loud banging, "bing-bong" type music that is totally distracting and annoying. There should be no music while the actors are generally speaking, except during a climatic scene. This was not the case. That "bam-bam" music never stopped.

My family and I just turned the channel and that was that. Why ruin a good movie with irritating music, especially during a mystery? One has to concentrate on every word, not have to try and block out the disrupting music to hear every word. Bad job, Hallmark, on this one.