Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Conner
- Conner: Harry, what the hell?
- Harry: First of all, this is an 18,000-seat arena. Nobody sells this out. You sold 15,000 seats. That's still really good.
- Conner: No, it's not good. Hammerleg sold this place out last week.
- Harry: Well, Aquaspin agrees with you. They're concerned about ticket sales.
- Conner: What? But it's an 18,000 seat place. Nobody sells that out.
- Harry: Hammerleg did last week.
- Conner: There's no such thing as selling out anymore, man. This is how big business works. I mean, nowadays, if you don't sell out, people will wonder if nobody asked you to.
- Conner: My fans and me... we're in love. My songs are love letters and the arena is our bedroom. The stage... the stage is where we fuck.
- Hunter: Oh! Conner4Real in the flesh? Hey, yo! It's... It's an honor to meet you, man. CONNquest, Style Boyz, I grew up off that shit, man.
- Owen: Thanks.
- Hunter: I wanna be you, kind of, but not white. Like black still, 'cause it's strong. It's a strong color.
- Conner: For sure, yeah.
- Hunter: Like, you are that dude. Like, have you met you? Have you met you? You? Have you met you?
- Conner: Yeah, yeah.
- Hunter: You know what I'm saying? This is crazy.
- Harry: You be you.
- Hunter: You don't want me to be all that 'cause I'll tear some shit up. You know how it is?
- Conner: That is great...
- Hunter: Hell, yeah! We gonna turn up a show up here! You know how it is!
- Conner: Okay.
- Hunter: But seriously, man. I'm real honored, dawg. I'm not gonna let you down. You my idol, right next to Jesus and Morgan Freeman.