Darren Criss credited as playing...
Blaine Anderson
- Artie Abrams: She slashed the tires on my wheelchair 17 times.
- Mercedes Jones: She swapped out my hair weave glue with mayonnaise.
- Kurt Hummel: She made a fake elevator, which she trapped us in, then she pumped airborne drugs through the vents and she built a small robot to try and force us to kiss while it watched and made noises.
- Blaine Anderson: She put a live bear in my house!
- Rachel Berry: Sue Sylvester came all the way to New York City to see me in my opening night on Broadway in Funny Girl, only to get up and leave in the middle of my performance to have sex all over my apartment.
- Joe Hart: She cut my dreads off.
- Geraldo Rivera: Why do you think she hates the Glee Club so much? Do you have an explanation?
- Artie Abrams: She's had it out for the Glee Club from the very beginning. Before we came along, the Cheerios were the stars of this school, and then we showed up, and she's never forgiven us for stealing her thunder.