Jane Lynch credited as playing...
Sue Sylvester
- Kurt Hummel: This is so lovely!
- Blaine Anderson: Yeah, it's beautiful. I wonder how they can afford this?
- Sue Sylvester: Klaine? Would you come with me, please? We have a bit of a situation?
- Kurt Hummel: Nice try, Sue, but we're not going to fall for a fake elevator in a barn trick again.
- [Blaine shakes his head no]
- Sue Sylvester: Oh, Porcelain, don't thank me for forcing you back into the arms of tiny Sal Mineo. I swear to you on the future grave of Will Schuster that we have a fake emergency.
- Kurt Hummel: [Walks in to see two suits on mannequins] What are those? Brittany, what's going on?
- Brittany S. Pierce: Kurt? Blaine? The whole time I was planning this high-end barn wedding all I could think about was you, and not because you remind me of the pig and the gay rat from Charlotte's Web. It's because I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you two. I looked up to you in high school, and you showed me that there was a place for me and Santana too. You guys were brave and when you called off your wedding, it just broke my heart because I felt like my dream died.
- Blaine Anderson: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about?
- Sue Sylvester: Yes, you do. Just think about what Brittany is saying? Out of our love for your love, we have conspired to deceive, manipulate, and imprison you briefly all coming up to this moment. We have two tuxes. Do we have two grooms?
- Brittany S. Pierce: Okay, you're both making funny faces. What do you think?
- Kurt Hummel: [Both are stammering] I think you're both crazy! Blaine and I just got back together, and even if we were ready, Santana would never let us crash her wedding.
- Santana Lopez: Oh, well, I would think again! It turns out I am like the Godfather on a wedding day, and as crazy as this all sounds, I couldn't deny my bride her one wish. All you have to do is say yes!
- Brittany S. Pierce: Yes! Say yes!
- Blaine Anderson: Well. we don't even have rings!
- Sue Sylvester: Oh, I got that covered.
- [Flashes her two pinky fingers revealing two rings]
- Sue Sylvester: So what do you say, fellas? Will you give America what at least 52% of it legally wants?
- Kurt Hummel: Look this is all very romantic, and sweet, and a little weird, but come on! There's no way!
- [Turning to Blaine]
- Kurt Hummel: Right? Blaine?