Natasha Lyonne credited as playing...
- Martha: [teaching her how to be a hotel maid] Okay, if I raped you right now what would you do?
- Shannon: No one's raping me in this uniform. It's not really my color.
- Martha: What you want to do in a rape situation is yell, "fire!"
- Shannon: Why wouldn't I yell rape?
- Martha: No one responds to that.
- Martha: You know, you've been edgy all morning, Shan. I thought those meetings were supposed to mellow you out?
- Shannon: It's called progress, not perfection. And it doesn't change the fact that I still live in this shitbowl.
- Martha: Hey, if you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?
- Shannon: Obviously, because I made a series of poor life decisions.
- Martha: Look, positive thinking means positive results. Hey, I own a home, that's my American dream!
- Shannon: Location, location, location.
- Martha: I just paid thousands to put you in rehab, and I double-mortgaged my house. You're not becoming a prostitute.
- Shannon: I'm not having sex. I'll be your pimp.
- Martha: I'm not touching sweaty balls!
- Shannon: They're not always sweaty... Just pretend they're tiny little boobs.
