The Tombs

Absolutely pathetic excuse excuse for a film I had to turn it off after fifty minutes it was so bad I couldn't take it anymore, horrible obnoxious overly-talky characters, very cheap feel and settings, everything about it was so tacky and unappealing, the acting especially just totally kills whatever enjoyment that could be possibly be gleamed from this p**s-poor excuse for a slasher. Complete waste of time, I can say it's a film only in the sense that it is several frames illuminated in the correct order to create the illusion of motion with audio synched up to it in a presentation that you can watch, if you don't have anything more fun to do like get your wisdom teeth pulled or something, that's really all I have to say about "The Tombs" uh..just watch The Funhouse Massacre instead it's much more fun! X

....which was worse,dialog or acting both were abysmal but as far as horror movies go this one hits near rock bottom on my list and I have watched literally thousands of horror movies over the years,besides the camera work which was average at best there was just no connection between characters and nothing likeable about any of them ,which kind of left you sitting there bored waiting for them to meet their demise and breathing a sigh of relief when they do,I couldn't even be bothered rustling up a cheer until this one reached it's sad,tired and oh so pathetic end.

The Tombs has the honor to be the thirtieth movie in my list of movies with the lowest score possible. It's rare that I rate a movie the lowest possible but in this case I had no choice. The Tombs is an absolute disaster, from the beginning till the end. There is absolutely nothing good about this movie. The script is unbelievably bad, a five year old couldn't make it up. The acting is from another level, the kind of level where you seriously hope for those people they didn't give up their regular job. As for the horror it's simple, there is no horror. You will have more scary moments in the haunted house at the local fair. The killer moves like a defected robot, so that one you could just outrun by hopping on one leg. Who the hell did give that guy money to make a movie? What a waste of time (mine) and money (theirs).

There seems to have been a spate of " Scare attraction goes wrong " movies recently and certainly this is one of the better ones.

Really nicely shot and generally well acted ( some wooden actors as well )

I didn't feel any real tension though and I didn't really care about any of the actors , they were all pretty vile characters of varying degrees.

It's a take it or leave it movie that you'll quickly forget.

-1 Star For the Scene with the Obnoxious Blonde... truly not enough show for my dough

-1 Star For If You are going to make a horror slasher movie you need to add a lot more horror and at least SOME SLASHING......

-1 Star For the killings , non-killings, bad dialogue, ridiculously timed flirty jokes, and campy attempts at humor at or near the end

And the end, was pretty bad. This is one worth the effort to skip!!!!