Bolin: Wait, Zaheer didn't team up with Vaatu. How would that even happen?
Varrick: How do you think?
Zaheer: [phone ringing] Hey, it's Zaheer. Glad I caught you at home.
Vaatu: Ha-ha. Very funny. Like I can leave this stupid tree.
Zaheer: Hang on. Let me conference in...
Varrick: --Amon! The reanimated zombie body of the bloodbending leader of the Equalists!
Amon: Hey, guys, I'm totally in for taking out Bolin. He's way too powerful and awesome. But can we please not include...
Unalaq: Not include who, Amon?
Varrick: The evil Unalaq. The diabolicale but incredibly boring and unpopular sorcerer who's listening in on the other line!
Unalaq: I've spent my entire lifetime trying to defeat Nuktuk--I mean, Bolin--and I know just where to find him--with all the beautiful ladies!
Bolin: Ooh, now the story's getting interesting.
Varrick: Yes, Bolin had a reputation as the world's greatest ladies' man. But the darkest moment is always right before the dawn. For at his lowest point Bolin sought advice from the man who started it all--the wisest of the wise, me! Meanwhile, back with zombie Amon...
Amon: Okay, guys, I think we finally ditched him.
Vaatu: Ha ha. Very funny. I'm still on the other line. So about that evil plan to destroy Nuktuk...
[the three hang up]
Vaatu: Hello? Anyone there?
[Dial tone beeps]
Varrick: But the Universal Interplanetary Combination Zero Hour, talk about a ticking clock, is now upon him! Oh, yeah, and he turns into a dragon, goes into the spirit world and saves the Avatar.
Bolin: Wait, that didn't make any sense! What about zombie Amon? What happened to him. huh? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
