Angie Harmon credited as playing...
Jane Rizzoli
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Referring to Maura's adoptive father] Want me to shoot him?
- Dr. Maura Isles: I do. I really do.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay.
- Dr. Maura Isles: But, instead maybe I'll talk to him first.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Fine. But, let me know if you change your mind.
- Dr. Maura Isles: We'll see how the talk goes.
- [pause]
- Dr. Maura Isles: Otherwise, you are very good at shooting my relatives.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Let me guess, all the partygoers ran out when he called 911?
- Detective Vince Korsak: Like the wind.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Kitchen staff?
- Detective Vince Korsak: What's faster than the wind?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Kitchen staff with visa problems?
- [Korsak gives a thumbs up]
- Detective Vince Korsak: [Referring to the victim] Jeweler to the rich and famous.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: How famous?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Rappers. Athletes. Young people with a lot of money and no understanding of understatement.
- Dr. Maura Isles: What I say cannot leave this room.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What you say cannot *fit* in this room.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Maura's phone rings, she doesn't react, Jane looks at it] Ooh, oh, A.I.! Artificial Intelligence. You're getting a call from the future.
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's actually from the past. It's my father, Arthur.
- Detective Vince Korsak: Too bad it's not a crime to be stupid.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Prisons would be full, and streets would be empty.
- Detective Vince Korsak: [laughs] Yeah.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Jane is moving in with Frankie in his apartment] Janie, we can make this work. We just have to lay down some ground rules.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ground rules?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah. For instance, see that drawer?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Don't open it.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay.
- [Frankie turns around; Jane opens the drawer]
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Ha! See? That was a test! You failed. Now you will never know the location of my secret drawer.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Can I use your computer?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Of course.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good, I'm gonna stay at a hotel.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, no, no, stop, stop. Look, we can do this. We just have a few more rules, right?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [sighs] Okay.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Dishes in the sink, rinsed. If you finish my cereal, replace it. And please don't dry your brassiere in my shower.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay, please don't ever say the word "brassiere", Francis.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Don't call me that.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Fine, Franklin.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That's not even my name!
- [Knocking]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, can I open the door, or is there a rule against that too?
- [Frankie allows; Jane opens door]
- Dr. Maura Isles: Hey.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, glad you're here. You can help me find Frankie's porn drawer.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's a *secret* drawer.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: That means it's weird porn. Don't touch her brassiere.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Why would he touch my brassiere?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: He has a thing.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I don't have a thing.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Jane comes rushing into the lab] Oh, I've been thinking about your wardrobe. And I was wrong about starting on ensembles. You're not an ensemble person. You just need a few high quality pieces, and we build from there.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I just need a new pair of pants. Is this why you brought me down here?
- Dr. Maura Isles: No.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: So, the diamond flakes have anything to do with why he's dead?
- Kent Drake: No, it's just a little factoid, plated for your edification.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Thank you, Kent.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You two should get married and then have children that get their butts kicked on the tether ball court.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Because you have absolutely no poker face.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Yes, I do!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Have you ever beaten me at cards?
- Dr. Maura Isles: No.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Maura explains something in the lab, Kent suddenly pops up] Jeez, what the hell?
- Kent Drake: Puffer fish actually tastes quite delicious.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What're you doing?
- Kent Drake: I was looking for my pen. A little tense, are we?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: A little weird, are we?
- Kent Drake: It actually just tastes like chicken. Any more questions?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: So many.
- Kent Drake: All right, fine, I'll be getting back to my work then.
- [leaves the lab]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I mean, I don't want to paint the entire country with one brush, but that Scottish guy? Weird!
- Dr. Maura Isles: That's unimportant.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay.