Sasha Alexander credited as playing...
Maura Isles
- Jane Rizzoli: Maura, that's your second cup of coffee!
- Maura Isles: Third! I was up late last night.
- Angela Rizzoli: Working or dating?
- Maura Isles: Working, on a poem, for my writing class.
- Jane Rizzoli: [skeptical] Hmm, that sounds like fun.
- Maura Isles: Well, it isn't. I'm really struggling with this assignment.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well, just keep it simple. You know: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
- Jane Rizzoli: [Arriving at the crime scene] You don't have to use my mother's crazy home remedies just to be nice.
- Maura Isles: [Having orange peel in her ear] What's a lazy-bone melody?
- Jane Rizzoli: Never mind.
- Vince Korsak: Who's been eating an Italian fruit smoothie?
- Jane Rizzoli: [Points to Maura] It's my mother's orange-garlic-sinus-remedy.
- Vince Korsak: She has a cure for everything.
- Jane Rizzoli: [Enters lab] DO YOU HAVE AN OFFICIAL CAUSE OF DEATH?
- Maura Isles: Why are you yelling?
- Jane Rizzoli: BECAUSE YOU PUT FRUIT IN YOUR EARS.
- Maura Isles: The orange peel is gone, and my sinuses are cleared.
- Jane Rizzoli: CONGRATULATIONS! Really? Seriously? That crazyness worked?
- Maura Isles: Like a wonder drug.
- Maura Isles: We tested it and found high levels of radioactivity iodine present.
- Jane Rizzoli: Okay.
- Maura Isles: An analysis revealed radio-isotope I-29, which is a byproduct of nuclear fission and has no medical purpose like I-123, I-124, I-131...
- Jane Rizzoli: Maura!
- Kent Drake: You know what the Bedouins say.
- Maura Isles: It's a dry heat?
- Kent Drake: No, have a fever, light a fire.