Angie Harmon credited as playing...
Jane Rizzoli
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Warning Carlo to leave Maura alone] When Maura's father started causing problems, I *shot* him.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Maura is examining a dead body] Is the same knife that killed Helen?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Well, it appears that the apex of the incise wounds is indeed rough and uneven which would be consistent with what Helen suffered.
- Detective Vince Korsak: [to Rizzoli] Indeed is close to yes, right?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes adjacent.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Jane has been walking back and forth outside Maura's office to see if she notices her footsteps] *What* are you doing?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: How'd you know it was me?
- Dr. Maura Isles: You were clomping.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You recognized my clomping?
- Dr. Maura Isles: No. I heard clomping. I looked up. And I saw my best friend being weird.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [about the fact that one of Jane's legs might be longer than the other] You should get that looked at.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I don't want to get it looked at.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Well, it could cause damage to your back over time. Simple enough to lengthen the other leg.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I don't need to be taller, Maura. Men are already afraid of me enough as it is.
- Dr. Maura Isles: And you think it's because you're tall?
- Carlo: [the family cousin who's made a living by scamming people and just tried to do the same to Maura] See you at Christmas.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't threaten me.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: He doesn't have a job and has two Lexuses
- [Maura frowns]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: or two Lexi
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Uh, Makes me want to give up on going to malls
- Dr. Maura Isles: You don't go to malls
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Mission accomplished
- Dr. Maura Isles: [walks into her kitchen] Great news!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You're getting a dishwasher with only one button! Yay! No, okay, uhm
- [presses buttons]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: top and bottom rack, regular soil, air...
- Dr. Maura Isles: Don't air
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: But it has the little energy saving symbol next to it
- Dr. Maura Isles: I know, but it takes like 9 hours to finish and the sound of the fan drives me crazy
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Energy waster on
- [and closes the dishwasher]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Uh, it takes less time to wash them by hand