Chelsey Crisp credited as playing...
- Jesse: I have an idea. Let's go churching. No, nope, not a verb. I still think we should go. You've been asking me to go for years. Today's the day.
- Naomi: Maybe you should just go.
- Jesse: No, I'm not going to church alone; they'd burn me at the stake.
- Ben: The church could use some help... a little bit in the office, help out with youth club. It'd just be a few hours here and there.
- Jesse: Would you be my boss?
- Ben: Yes.
- Jesse: Can I date my boss?
- Ben: Let me check. Yes.
- Jesse: Yes, then I would like this job.
- Ben: You would?
- Jesse: Yes.
- Ben: Okay, what are your qualifications?
- Jesse: Oh, I'm adorable, and...
- Ben: You're hired.
- Jesse: [after their first kiss] That wasn't bad for a pastor.
- Ben: That was pretty tame for a heathen, though.
- Ben: Two please.
- Jesse: Oh, no, I got mine.
- Ben: No, they're $2.50 each. I'll treat.
- Jesse: Okay, just don't think that I'm sleeping with you because you're paying.
- Ben: She's kidding; we're not...
- Jesse: I don't put out for $2.50, right Doris? But you spring for popcorn... I dunno. We'll talk about it.
- Ben: Naomi, are you sure this is a good idea?
- Naomi: My son wants me to move in with him. I'm not going to say no.
- Ben: No, I mean that too. But -
- [Jesse walks up to them]
- Ben: Never mind.
- Jesse: He means letting me stay with you.
- Ben: That is not what I meant.
- [looks at Naomi after Jesse passes]
- Ben: . That's what I meant.
- Ben: You know what? We don't generally ask questions during the sermon. Sorry.
- Jesse: Oh, sorry.
- [to the congregation]
- Jesse: Sorry.
- [whispers as she sits down]
- Jesse: Of course you don't.
- Naomi: It's all right.
- Ben: Where was I?
- Jesse: That's a question.
- Ben: Is it?
- Jesse: Also a question.
- Ben: Monkey bread?
- Jesse: Chazz and I got a divorce.
- Ben: Since I've been in the kitchen?
- Ben: C'mon. I'll walk you home.
- Jesse: I'll walk *you* home. I assume you have a home, though, yes?
- Ben: Yes. Technically it's a room in the back of the church, but yes.
- Jesse: Awww.
- Ben: The commute's great.
