Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Diane Sterling: And you have no idea who I am! You overgrown armed Smurf! I need to see Agent Gibbs and I need to see him NOW!
- Metro P.D. LEO: You're going to have to wait.
- Diane Sterling: All right officer 960. Thank you...
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Entering] Whoa. Whoa!
- Diane Sterling: Very much, Mr. Wilson.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's going on?
- Metro P.D. LEO: You know this woman?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: My ex-wife.
- Rebecca: [Entering] Hello, J.
- Metro P.D. LEO: And that one?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ...Also my ex-wife.
- Jimmy Palmer: Gibbs is going in for a checkup and his doctor told him to avoid caffeine for 72 hours.
- Ellie Bishop: That seems unwise.
- Anthony DiNozzo: That could kill him.
- Jimmy Palmer: Or worse. The guy's scary enough when he's properly medicated. Imagine what he'd be like with caffeine withdrawal. I can only imagine someone taking away King Kong's bananas.
- [He starts to chuckle, then notices everyone's looks, and realizes Gibbs is right behind him]
- Jimmy Palmer: I am not going to turn around.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Good idea.
- Timothy McGee: [whispering] Boss! Boss!
- Diane Sterling: [off camera] Ducky, what's taking so long?
- Timothy McGee: [whispering] Boss!
- Diane Sterling: I wanted to take... Holy Fourth of July weenie roast! What the hell am I looking at?
- Rebecca: Whoa!
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Whoa!
- Rebecca: This is not what it looks like.
- Diane Sterling: What does it look like?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We were talking, we fell asleep
- Diane Sterling: Just wore yourselves right out, huh?
- Timothy McGee: Since Diane works at the IRS, she offered to pull our victims' tax records. She's dropping them off tomorrow.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Diane?
- Timothy McGee: Yeah, uh she came in with ex-wife #2 after you left. I gotta say, boss, she was crazy mad you were gone.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, it's because she is crazy.