Abe Ruthless credited as playing...
Nate Beaumont
- Larry Fincher: All right, one more thing. How does it feel to be the top names in science since Albert Einstein?
- Ryan Winrich: Um, well, actually, Einstein once said that it's strange to be so well-known, and yet, still be so lonely.
- Nate Beaumont: Yeah, well, Dr. Nathan Beaumont
- [his own name]
- Nate Beaumont: once said, "Fuck Einstein."
- Nate Beaumont: Okay, what have we here? Let me guess. Science comes from the devil, am I right? Yeah, evolution is a lie, right? Jesus rode a dinosaur and the Earth is flat. Is that about the gist of the conversation that we're having here today?
- Abner Rosen: Science does come from the devil, sir. And is meant to mislead us... From our righteousness. If you weren't so blinded by your smug, elitist arrogance, you would see just how cleverly Satan has pulled the wool over your eyes. Do not tempt the laws of providence! Use what time you have left and beg for his forgiveness! Do not give in to the shadow demons of your science.
- Larry Fincher: So, now for the big question, how long till you guys send a person through this thing?
- Nate Beaumont: Well, Larry, we could tell you that information, but then we would have to kill you, and I don't wanna kill you, Larry.