Justin Bieber feat. Ludacris: Baby

AS A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHOPATH, I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS IS THE PSYCHOPATH ANTHEM. EVERY MORNING WHEN THE PSYCHOPATH CONE SOLDIERS RISE, THEY LISTEN TO THIS SONG. ROSE ICUS DIVORCED ME AND TOOK THE KIDS, BUT AFTER LISTENING TO THIS SONG, A NEW BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHOWED UP IN MY LIFE. HER NAME? CONE ICA! AND SHE UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER. SHE IS MY BEAUTIFUL PSYCHOTIC BABY. ALSO, THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN I PULLED A BEAUTIFUL JUSTIN BIEBER STOCKING OUT OF A BAG. THEN...IT GOT STOLEN BY SOME SKELETON MAN! I HAD TO GET IT BACK, SO I CONSULTED A MUSHROOM MAN WHO SENT ME ON A QUEST TO FIND A WISE MAGICIAN. THAT MAGICIAN WAS ABLE TO GET MY STOCKING BACK. I THANKED HIM BY TELLING HIM HE DOESN'T SUCK!