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Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

  • Episode aired Feb 12, 2015
  • TV-14
  • 20m
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Ashton Kutcher and Edan Alexander in Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two And A Half Men: Don't Give A Monkey A Gun
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When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift. Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lindsay.When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift. Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lindsay.When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift. Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lindsay.

  • Director
    • James Widdoes
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • James Vallely
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    • Ashton Kutcher
    • Jon Cryer
    • Conchata Ferrell
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    • Director
      • James Widdoes
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • James Vallely
    • Stars
      • Ashton Kutcher
      • Jon Cryer
      • Conchata Ferrell
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    Ashton Kutcher
    Ashton Kutcher
    • Walden Schmidt
    Jon Cryer
    Jon Cryer
    • Alan Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Edan Alexander
    Edan Alexander
    • Louis
    Sarayu Blue
    Sarayu Blue
    • Emily
    • (as Sarayu Blue)
    Michael Bolton
    Michael Bolton
    • Michael Bolton
    Matthew Jordan
    Matthew Jordan
    • Louis at 21
    Maggie Lawson
    Maggie Lawson
    • Ms. McMartin
    Courtney Thorne-Smith
    Courtney Thorne-Smith
    • Lyndsey Mackelroy
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      • James Widdoes
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      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • James Vallely
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    • Trivia
      The wings worn by the ticket agent are the U.S. Navy's parachutist badge.
    • Goofs
      In the beginning of the episode, Alan mentions that he and Walden's 3-month anniversary is on Valentine's Day, but their adoption was finalized in the previous episode, which was at least 6 months after their marriage.
    • Quotes

      Alan Harper: [Walking into the kitchen where Lyndsey, Ms McMartin, and Walden are making breakfast] Oh, oh, this is so uncomfortable.

      Walden Schmidt: Why?

      Alan Harper: Well, I'm about to have breakfast with my current lover, my former lover, and my husband. Oh, my god, I'm turning into my mother!

      Lyndsey Mackelroy: Well, to be fair, your mother slept with a lot more women.

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    • Release date
      • February 12, 2015 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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      • English
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      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA(Studio)
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      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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