Melissa McCarthy credited as playing...
Molly Flynn
- Vince: I hope you're happy, you've torn this family apart!
- Mike Biggs: She didn't co-operate! All you had to do was answer the question 'Did you drink tonight?'!
- Victoria Flynn: Well, that's a pretty loaded question cause you know, she was probably loaded.
- Joyce Flynn: I was not!
- Vince: That's not perjury, she's not under oath.
- Joyce Flynn: How come everybody's assuming I was tanked?
- Molly Flynn: Come on, mom, it was after six.
- Ramirez: The other party isn't filing charges. Mostly because he's embarrassed he got his ass whipped by your mother.
- Molly Flynn: He shouldn't be. Once she gets on ya she's like a tick, you have to burn her off.
- Joyce Flynn: If I'm gonna live clean, you're all gonna live clean!
- [stomps on a bag of chips]
- Mike Biggs: Hey, those are my chips!
- Molly Flynn: You said Victoria bought them.
- Mike Biggs: Are we doing this now?
- Molly Flynn: [Joyce is pouring beers down the drain] Mom, those are mine!
- Joyce Flynn: And your credit cards are next.
- Molly Flynn: Mike, go get your taser!