Sarah Silverman credited as playing...
Sheila
- Sheila: Hank.
- Henry Carpenter: It's actually Henry. I think you'd be able to retain at least one simple name somewhere beyond that haircut.
- Sheila: Nice goggles. They go well with your misshapen head.
- Sheila: Hello, Hank.
- Henry Carpenter: Hey, fashion road kill.
- Sheila: What you doin'?
- Henry Carpenter: Workin' on some notes.
- Sheila: Think you're pretty brilliant, don't ya?
- Henry Carpenter: I prefer precocious.
- Sheila: Shit, Hank. Why'd you have to go and do this?
- Henry Carpenter: Henry.
- Sheila: Look, even though we...
- Henry Carpenter: I know. It's called reaction formation.
- Sheila: What?
- Henry Carpenter: It seems we have an antithetical relationship, but... we're just behaving towards each other the opposite of how we really feel. I think you're pretty, thus I insult you. Childish, yes. But... I am a child.
- Sheila: [sheila stands, leans over the bed and kisses henry] You take care, Hank.
- [sheila turns and leaves]
- Susan Carpenter: Sheila? Hello?
- Peter Carpenter: Found her.
- Sheila: Oh... oh. Lovely. You brought the children. Hello, Hank.
- Henry Carpenter: Sheila. Looking radiant as ever.
- Susan Carpenter: Let me guess, drinking away memories of that ex who left you in the lurch with two young boys.
- Sheila: That was you.
- Susan Carpenter: Oh, yeah.
- Peter Carpenter: Sheila!
- Sheila: Hello, Peter. Hank.
- Henry Carpenter: It's actually Henry. I think you'd be able to retain at least one simple name somewhere beyond that haircut.
- Sheila: Nice goggles. They go well with your misshapen head.