Tom Hanks credited as playing...
Geppetto
- Geppetto: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
- Pinocchio: I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school!
- Geppetto: You got kicked out of school?
- Pinocchio: Yes! For being a puppet, so I joined a puppet show and became famous.
- Geppetto: You became famous?
- Pinocchio: Well, almost famous. I danced in a puppet show and made lots of money, but then I got kidnapped and locked in a birdcage, so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jimminy so that my nose could grow so I could escape, but then I got scooped up by a coach fool of foolish kids where I was taken to Pleasure Island where I learned to drink... eh, I forget what they called it, but anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears and was chased by the bay crew creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines, but Jimminy helped me, and we jumped off a cliff into the sea and swam to shore where we found you sold all your clocks to buy a boat where you could look for me, and now we're here!
- Geppetto: You did all that in one day?
- Pinocchio: Yes.
- Geppetto: My goodness, I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life!