Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Jake Peralta
- Charles Boyle: Captain, De Angelo has a place upstate, the local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. He must be there.
- Captain Ray Holt: Okay, they're going to have to raid the place without us, it'll take us two hours to get there.
- Jake Peralta: Or we could take...
- Captain Ray Holt: We are not taking a helicopter.
- Jake Peralta: You know I was going to say "chopper".
- Captain Ray Holt: Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, but a helicopter is exactly the kind of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use to bury me if something goes wrong.
- Jake Peralta: Okay, sir...
- Captain Ray Holt: Or. It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. "You could've had a copper, Raymond, why didn't you take advantage? Just a minute, my cauldron's boiling over."
- Jake Peralta: Yeah, but what she actually said was:
- [Using strange accent]
- Jake Peralta: "Chopper's yours, Peralta."
- [In his own voice]
- Jake Peralta: Your impression was better.
- Captain Ray Holt: What did you do?
- Jake Peralta: She may have called me, and I may have briefed her, and she may have said "yes" to the chopper because it's definitely on its way right now!
- Charles Boyle: I call middle seat!
- Jake Peralta: Okay, just so we're clear, from this point forward, my call sign will be Death Blade.
- Charles Boyle: And I'll be Rum Tum Tugger.
- Jake Peralta: No, Boyle. No characters from 'Cats'.