Clark Gregg credited as playing...
Phil Coulson
- Phil Coulson: I spent every second since you murdered Rosalind trying to understand just how your sick mind works.
- Grant Ward: Shouldn't be that hard. We're not that different, you and me. It's not like we operate in different worlds, Coulson. We both got blood on our hands.
- Grant Ward: Now you know how it feels, Coulson, to have someone you care for bleed out right in front of you.
- Phil Coulson: Ward?
- Grant Ward: I gotta admit, it still sounds funny when you don't say "agent" first.
- [first lines]
- Rosalind Price: Two All-Americans from D.J.'s: extra bacon, double cheese.
- Phil Coulson: Is it me, or is every burger that's named "The All-American" just really awful for you?
- Rosalind Price: Oh, don't be a hater, Phil.
- Phil Coulson: [picks up matchbook] Half Moon Pub. Isn't that where we had our first drink?
- Rosalind Price: I go there a lot.
- Phil Coulson: Of course you do.
- Rosalind Price: Yeah, it's not like it's a memento or anything.
- Phil Coulson: [lights candles] Just matches. Got it.
- Rosalind Price: You know, Banks thinks I'm crazy to... keep seeing you like this.
- Phil Coulson: Oh. Huh. You told Banks about us?
- Rosalind Price: [unfoils wine bottle] Yeah, I tell Banks everything.
- Phil Coulson: Hmm. I didn't realize you two were so chummy.
- Rosalind Price: Well, there's a lot you don't know about me, even after sneaking two of your agents into my workplace.
- Phil Coulson: [opening wine bottle] Just to say it, technically, I was right to do that. You are working for Hydra. And also...
- [cork pops]
- Phil Coulson: ...I'm sorry.
- Rosalind Price: [tearing open ketchup packet] Any sensible girl would swipe left in this moment.
- Phil Coulson: [pours wine] Honestly, don't know what that means.
- Rosalind Price: [chuckles] You're such a luddite.
- Phil Coulson: You know I have a flying car, right?
- Rosalind Price: Uh, yeah, from the '60s.
- [Phil sits down across from her and they prepare to eat their elegant place-set candlelit dinner of fast-food burgers with red wine for two, shared order of french fries between them. After placing red cloth napkins in their laps, Rosalind sighs]
- Phil Coulson: I'm glad we're finally having burgers.
- Rosalind Price: Me, too.