Bradley Steven Perry credited as playing...
Kaz
- Leo Dooley: So aren't you gonna do something to help Chase?
- Kaz: Yeah, um, I just have to give him a urine test.
- Kaz: [to Chase] Chase... you're in what hospital right now?
- [Chase continues to lie unconscious and dying]
- Kaz: [to Leo] He's failed his urine test.
- Leo Dooley: You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
- Kaz: Before I answer that question, uh, do you have any bionic ability to tell when someone's lying?
- Leo Dooley: No.
- Kaz: Then I know exactly what I'm doing.
- Leo Dooley: You're lying!
- Kaz: So you DO have a bionic lie-detecting ability!
- Leo Dooley: No! I'm just not stupid!
- Kaz: It's a brain-switching machine. We also use it to slice deli meat.
- Leo Dooley: You're gonna transfer Chase's brain into yours, cure Chase, then make a sandwich? 'Cause I'm starving.
- [Kaz tries transferring Chase's "smarty bits" to himself]
- Leo Dooley: Did it work?
- Kaz: The only way to know conclusively would have been if we'd measured my baseline intelligence level BEFORE the transfer; but, based on my use of the phrase "baseline intelligence level," yeah, I'd say it worked.
- Leo Dooley: So now you can cure Chase?
- Kaz: Yes; BUT, more importantly...
- [lifts up a meat platter]
- Kaz: ...turkey or roast beef?
- Leo Dooley: [appalled] Dude! Obviously roast beef!