Fred Tatasciore credited as playing...
Carny Owner
- Carny Owner: Let me tell you something. You ain't gonna regret buying this place. It ain't as bad as it looks.
- The Joker: I hope you're wrong about that.
- Carny Owner: Come on, a little spit and polish, you'll have yourself one hell of a carnival.
- The Joker: Oh, you are so right, and thanks to your smooth salesmanship, and your silver tongue, I'm completely sold. Let's shake on it.
- Carny Owner: Sure, sure, it's my privilege.
- The Joker: Yes. Yes, it is.
- Carny Owner: [two thugs run by] Who are they?
- The Joker: Spit and Polish, my attorneys. They persuaded your partner to sign over the deed about an hour ago. The property's already mine. I can see that you're happy about that. Now, I must dash. There's equipment to rent, plus workers to hire, and of course, I need to secure my main attraction.
- Carny Owner: So, had enough time to look over the property? It's what you're looking for?
- The Joker: Well, it's garish, ugly, and smells like piss. Can't quite make out whether it's bums or rats, but it's piss. I'm a connoisseur when it comes to eau de toilette. As for the rides, any innocent little child getting on one could be maimed or worse.
- Carny Owner: So you don't like it?
- The Joker: Don't like it? I'm crazy for it!
- Carny Owner: Okay. Okay, that's great. So, the price, with what you've mentioned, we can negotiate.
- The Joker: No need to. Sure your price is steep, but as I look around, all I can see is I'll be making a killing.