Michael D. Cohen credited as playing...
Schwoz • Opposite Schwoz
- Opposite Ray Manchester: That is not the Henry we know.
- Opposite Schwoz: Vhat?
- Opposite Ray Manchester: That Henry and that Charlotte are from an opposite universe.
- Opposite Schwoz: Of course. Dhat's vhy she looks so veird.
- Charlotte Page: Uh, have YOU looked in a mirror?
- Henry Hart: Wait. If I have two minute left, I'm gonna use that time to make a heartfelt speech.
- Opposite Ray Manchester: Oh, my God.
- Opposite Schwoz: Oh, geez.
- Henry Hart: Listen, in our universe, Captain Man is a hero, who would never hurt anyone unless they deserved it.
- Opposite Schwoz: Well, what about me?
- Henry Hart: You're a freak in both universes.
- Opposite Schwoz: Yes!
- Charlotte Page: Why don't you shave that hair-tuft off the top of your head?
- Henry Hart: [quietly] No. No, no, no...
- Opposite Schwoz: Hey, in my universe this tuft is cool.
- Opposite Schwoz: Would you like some...
- Opposite Schwoz: [strums chords] Moosic?
- Charlotte Page: You know, Ray doesn't like you playing that thing in the Man Cave.
- Opposite Schwoz: But when the Captain's avay, the Schwoz will play.
- Opposite Captain Man: Just push the button, Charlotte. You're in the seat.
- Opposite Schwoz: [affected by nature's call] Don't say "urine."