Dean Scott Vazquez credited as playing...
Kris Diaz
- Kris Diaz: Hey, look. Superman went on a bunch of interviews before he got his job on the Daily Planet. But he never gave up.
- Noah Diaz: I'm not Superman, Kris. Life ain't a comic book.
- Kris Diaz: I'm just saying, you'll get the next one.
- Noah Diaz: Yo, there is no next one. No one's coming to save us. We're alone in this.
- Reek: Hey, yo, Kris, what'd I tell you about letting your mans come out the crib looking like a whole square?
- Kris Diaz: Only so much I can do.
- Noah Diaz: Yeah, whatever, bro. Look. Here.
- Reek: [taking an electronic box] Ooh! My dawg! When you gonna let me put your skills to work and get you some real money?
- Noah Diaz: Yeah, says the dude who can't even afford cable.
- Reek: [sarcastically mimicking him] "Says the guy who..." I choose not to purchase cable. It's my own personal way to protest the vampiric nature of modern-day capitalism!
- Kris Diaz: Yo, Sonic. Breakfast ready yet?
- Noah Diaz: I ain't your butler, Kris.
- Kris Diaz: Come on, man. No names over the airwaves. It's Tails.
- Noah Diaz: Oh, my bad, Kristopher Diaz from 974 Wilson Avenue, apartment 2-C, Brooklyn.
- Kris Diaz: No real names. They're listening.
- Noah Diaz: [going out to the kitchen, he realizes that eggs in a skillet are burning] Ain't no secret government agencies worried about us, Tails. Now get your behind out here while it's hot.
- Breanna Diaz: [coming in] At least they got that going for 'em. Here, I ironed this for you.
- Noah Diaz: I already ironed it. What...
- Breanna Diaz: Like you cooked those eggs?
- Noah Diaz: What you mean? They're just... seasoned.
- Noah Diaz: Look, that thing I told you I have to go do? It's for him and his crew.
- Mirage: We're trying to stop the end of the world.
- Kris Diaz: The world's ending?
- Noah Diaz: No!
- Mirage: Maybe. 60/40.
- Noah Diaz: You know I'm not gonna let that happen. But that's why I have to leave.
- Kris Diaz: I'll go get my things.
- Mirage: Tough kid.
- Noah Diaz: What? No. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Hold up. You... you're not coming.
- Kris Diaz: Why? You need someone to watch your back.
- Noah Diaz: It's too dangerous, Kris. And I need you to stay here and take care of Mom.
- Kris Diaz: [understanding the implication] 'Cause you might not come back.