Amanda Seyfried credited as playing...
Anne
- Anne: [Last lines] This is not my letter of resignation, this is my obituary. The young girl who worked for you for the last seven years... is dead, and buried. She leaves behind a lifetime of indecision, hesitation and fear. She will not be missed, she will not be mourned, because she was really never alive to begin with. But she is now, and she has her *entire* life in front of her. An entire life just waiting to be filled.
- Anne: "Anne Sherman died from lethal injection last night for the murder of Harriett Lauler. Her last words were, 'It was worth it.'"
- Anne: We laid out four things essential to a good obituary. I'd say that I have more than enough material to make three of them work. All that is left is family. You need to see your daughter and you need to make it right because that is all that's left. And that is the only thing keeping me from ever having to see you again.
- Harriet: Oh. I see.
- Anne: I spoke to your ex-husband. He told me that Elizabeth lives a few hours north of here. We're going. I'm driving.
- Harriet: In your car?
- Anne: Yes, in my car. And Brenda's coming, too. I need a buffer. I already called her mother.
- Robin Sands: [Walks in] . Hi. How's everybody doing this morning?
- Harriet: Mr. Sands, would you please make me a mixed CD? Anne and Brenda and I are going on a road trip.
- Robin Sands: Great.
- Harriet: A compilation of songs perfectly suited for the occasion, please.
- Robin Sands: And what's the occasion?
- Harriet: We're visiting my daughter, and she hates me.
- Robin Sands: Ok. So let me get this straight. Senior citizen control freak, estranged daughter, the obituary writer is driving, and the nine-year-old intern from the projects is in the back seat. Yeah, I can get 37 songs out of that.
- Anne: My name is Anne Sherman. I'm calling from the Bristol Gazette. I'd like to talk to you about Harriet Lauler.
- Gynecologist: "If I want your opinion, I will give it to you." That's what she told me.
- Anne: So you know Harriet how?
- Gynecologist: I was her gynecologist.