Meryl Streep credited as playing...
Cousin Topsy
- Mary Poppins: We need you to fix this bowl, dear.
- Cousin Topsy: No, no, no, no, no. It is as I have told to you, second Wednesday of the month, when everything is turning turtle.
- Anabel Banks: Turning turtle? What exactly does that mean?
- Cousin Topsy: It means my whole world goes flippity-flop like a turtle on his back. And I don't know my up from my down, my east from my west, my topsy from my bottomsy.
- Mary Poppins: Yes, I think we've all grasped the concept.
- Cousin Topsy: Good. That's quick for you.
- Mary Poppins: You have guests, cousin. You might at least greet them at the door.
- Cousin Topsy: And how am I to do that, please, when I am down here, up on the ceiling?