Kevin Hart: Snowball

The Secret Life of Pets 2

Snowball

Snowball: I just freed a tiger. That's not bragging, I'm just saying what happened. When you're awesome, everything you say sounds like bragging.

Daisy: Excuse me, rabbit, cat, do any of you know Captain Snowball?
Snowball: Yeah, uh, ye-yes. Yes, we do.
Chloe: And here we go.
Daisy: Oh, Good! My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.
Snowball: Wha...? Are you saying?
Daisy: Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a...
Snowball: [whispers into his ear] ... top secret rescue.
Snowball: All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?
Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy.
Snowball: [he starts hopping off] Whatever. Okay, I... I got to get the dude that gets stuff to do things. I got to... Bye-bye.
Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird.
Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.

Snowball: [Snowball is dressed in his superhero outfit] Good morning, New York City!
[starts singing his superhero theme as he's posing for a flight off]
Max: Snowball, what are you doing?
Snowball: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.

Molly: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.
Molly: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.
Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.
Molly: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.
Molly: [after her dad's call] Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.
Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.
Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.

Cat Lady: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.
Cat Lady: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.
Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.
Cat Lady: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.
Cat Lady: Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.
Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.
Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.