Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't understand why we're leaving so early for the movie.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, I forgot to tell you. We're gonna meet up with Bernadette to spy on Amy and her date.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What? I don't want to do that!
- Penny Hofstadter: What, and you think I want to see a documentary about aluminum can recycling?
- Leonard Hofstadter: This is the movie that Big Soda doesn't want you to see.
- Penny Hofstadter: No, it's the movie your wife doesn't want you to see.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Are you done yet? I have to go to the bathroom.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Hands Leonard a bottle] Right here.
- [first lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: I think it's so adorable you're making Sheldon breakfast.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Mm, he's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.
- Penny Hofstadter: Aren't you worried you're making french toast on oatmeal day?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ah, well, what's this? A pot of oatmeal, or, thanks to you, what I will now call gloatmeal.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, I don't want credit for that.