Al Pacino credited as playing...
Seymour Tolbin
- Seymour Tolbin: Name's... Seymour Tolbin.
- Jay Bahadur: Seymour Tolbin?
- Seymour Tolbin: Yeah.
- Jay Bahadur: Oh my God, you're one of my favorite journalists of all time!
- Seymour Tolbin: So you're a journalist?
- Jay Bahadur: No. I mean... yeah, I wanna be.
- Seymour Tolbin: You wanna make it as some big journalist, you gotta go somewhere... crazy.
- Jay Bahadur: caawa waxaan cabbeynaa.
- Seymour Tolbin: That's Somali?
- Jay Bahadur: Yes.
- Seymour Tolbin: What does it mean?
- Jay Bahadur: "Tonight, we drink."
- Seymour Tolbin: Oh, that's good to hear. I thought you were gonna say, "Tonight, we fuck."
- Jay Bahadur: Name's Bahadur, here to see Dr. Fleshman about my back.
- Katlyn: Have you ever been here before?
- Jay Bahadur: No.
- Katlyn: All right, you'll just need to fill out these forms.
- Jay Bahadur: Right.
- Katlyn: You okay?
- Jay Bahadur: Yeah, I just hurt my back, figured I'd get a jump on being a senior citizen.
- Seymour Tolbin: So, you busting on grey hairs? To make a move on Kaitlyn, eh?
- Jay Bahadur: Excuse me?
- Seymour Tolbin: That's all right, I understand... I'd take down all of humanity just to bang her.