Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Sheldon Cooper: Good news gentlemen! Amy's at a conference this weekend, which means I'm available to be entertained. As today's youth might put it, who wants to get their Sheld-on?
- Howard Wolowitz: Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel. We could always use an extra pair of hands.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, that sounds awful. Raj?
- Raj Koothrappali: I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend, scanning for rogue planets. You're more than welcome to join me.
- Sheldon Cooper: That's the one to beat! Leonard?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, if anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld-off.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well then, it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations.
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data for hours and hours on a computer screen.
- Sheldon Cooper: Stop selling it kid, you won.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [about his mother] Do you know, she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine.
- Dr. Gallo: That's heartbreaking.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Right. To this day I send her a card every year with a little money in it.
- Penny Hofstadter: There's this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps. I'm trying to get in for months.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hm, did you try wearing the shirt I said was inappropriate for work?
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, the doctor's a woman. But... yes, because you never know.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What I'm hearing is that you feel that I sometimes take too long to express myself, and you wish I'd be more succinct.
- Penny Hofstadter: You're only hearing that because I cannot roll my eyes any louder.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I know. After we talked about my issues with my mother - nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life - I told her about you and your drug, she said she'd be happy to see you.
- Penny Hofstadter: Really! You're the best husband ever.
- [she hugs him]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Mmm. So you'll go to the Doctor Who convention with me next week?
- Penny Hofstadter: I guess.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ohhh. I actually did hear your eyes roll that time.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [Playing jump rope with some girls] Remember, girls! You decide what makes you happy, not your emotionally withholding mothers!
- Leonard Hofstadter: [on how to name a discovered asteroid] You know what'd be nice? Name it after your girlfriends. Show them how much you care.
- Raj Koothrappali: That is a great idea!
- Sheldon Cooper: It's perfect. It appears romantic, but it's really just a rock in space that gets me out of Valentine's Day forever.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Dr. Gallo made me realize that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.
- Raj Koothrappali: I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you.