Sarah Chalke credited as playing...
Beth Smith
- Morty Smith: Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling?
- Beth Smith: Morty!
- Rick Sanchez: It's okay, Beth. I understand Morty's suspicion. I've misled him before. Morty, turn me so we're making eye contact.
- [Morty turns Pickle Rick's face so that it is facing him]
- Rick Sanchez: Morty, I assure you, I would never "find a way" to "get out of" family therapy. I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes.
- Beth Smith: Okay, it's fine. I mean, you should just stay here and figure out how to stop being a pickle, okay?
- Morty Smith: Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid hanging directly over you? Also, why is the string attached to it running through a pair of scissors attached to a timer? And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now, exactly when we would have left for therapy?
- Rick Sanchez: [Long pause] Well, Morty, if you know must know, the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion, and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation.
- Beth Smith: He doesn't need anything from anyone.
- Dr. Wong: You admire him for that.
- Beth Smith: It's better than making your problems other people's problems.