Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Selina Meyer
- Selina Meyer: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls?
- Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.
- Ben Cafferty: Ma'am, you cannot bail out Charlie Baird's bank.
- Selina Meyer: Why not?
- Ben Cafferty: 'Cause that's gonna look like you care more about your boyfriend than you do the economy, normal people, and everything else you're supposed to care about.
- Kent Davison: AIDS for example.
- Ben Cafferty: Thanks, Kent's autism.