Billy Gardell credited as playing...
Mike Biggs
- Officer Carl McMillan: We've had a busy morning, what say we take a break?
- Mike Biggs: Crime doesn't take breaks.
- Mike Biggs: Hey that's a stop sign, slow down.
- Molly Flynn: Crime doesn't slow down!
- Mike Biggs: Hey, that's my thing!
- Mike Biggs: Remember the time we busted that chop shop?
- Officer Carl McMillan: And we didn't even call for backup.
- Mike Biggs: Nope, just you, me, six Albanians, and half of a Delorian.
- Mike Biggs: Check this out, large coffee so I don't fall asleep, and this apple, nature's snow cone.
- Officer Carl McMillan: I thought that was the banana.
- Mike Biggs: That's nature's burrito. And, if anybody tries snatching my wallet now, they're gonna be taking me with it.
- Mike Biggs: You know how I like to take a bite out of crime? Well today, crime took a bite out of me.
- [rolls up sleeve and shows teeth marks]
- Molly Flynn: Oh my God, what happened?
- Mike Biggs: I chased this purse snatcher, climbed over a barbed wire fence, into this junk yard where we were both bitten by a Doberman Pinscher, soon everybody was biting everybody else.