Kirk Fogg: Kirk Fogg

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Kirk Fogg

Noah: Whoa. Did you make this?
Kirk Fogg: Yeah. Be careful, the paint smears.
Noah: It's split in two just like the real thing. This is the ancient glyph for "Pendant of Life." King Olmec's magical pendant. Right?
Kirk Fogg: Yeah, right. I... not a lot of people know that. I'm impressed.
Noah: I love this stuff. I've studied this world. Did you also know that this half represents Olmec's evil son, Thak? And this half represents his good son, Zuma?
Kirk Fogg: Now I'm really impressed. I've led this tour since 1995, and nobody knows this.
Noah: I'm kinda obsessed with the legends of the Hidden Temple. The dreaded temple guards, the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. I could go on and on. I just wish I could actually go inside. Legend says you only get one chance to make it right. Wait. Have you been inside?
Kirk Fogg: Uh... briefly. I coulda stayed. I should've, but I was afraid, and... if, uh, heh... if I was to go back and do it all over again, though, I would - but... I didn't come back totally empty-handed. I found something in there.
Noah: [a few minutes later, looking at a map drawn on a piece of animal skin] Knight of the Pendulum, Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
Kirk Fogg: Right.
Noah: This is amazing.
Kirk Fogg: Whoever follows this map can break the curse.
[an announcement is made that his next tour is coming up]
Kirk Fogg: Sorry, I got a group to teach.
[moving to take the map back, he sees Noah's look]
Kirk Fogg: Hold onto that for me.

Noah: Excuse me, when do we actually get to go inside the temple?
Kirk Fogg: Inside? Never, I'm afraid. It's closed to the public. See, years ago, some people went in and never came out. Nobody knows why. Some people say it was an accident. Others say the temple's cursed. It's been blocked off ever since.

Dad: What do you mean you think our kids are trapped in the temple?
Kirk Fogg: No, they're not totally trapped... yet. If... if they're able to put The Pendant of Life back together, then they might be able to get out. I-It's only if they can't, they're in real trouble.
Mom: What kind of insane tour is this?

Mom: Any updates?
Sargento Primero: Yes, ma'am. Somebody found this phone in a restricted area.
Mom: [recognizing it] Oh, no. That's our daughter Sadie's.
Sargento Primero: Okay, don't you worry, ma'am. We set up a perimeter, and I have a crew en route with jackhammers. We're gonna get inside that temple, get your kids out before you know it.
Kirk Fogg: Or maybe not. That's not gonna work. This temple's protected by a powerful golden forcefield.
Sargento Primero: I'm sorry, who are you?
Kirk Fogg: I'm the guide, Kirk Fogg.
Sargento Primero: Oh, the guide. Okay, Mr. Fogg, I'm gonna need you to step back and let me do my job.