Malcolm McDowell credited as playing...
Mr. Capricorn
- Mr. Capricorn: [after watching Damien get electrocuted to death] Electrifying performance, gentlemen. When opportunity knocks, make sure you answer.
- Ricky Rollins: Why exactly a band like us?
- Mr. Capricorn: Rock and roll, heavy metal. You know, you guys are so loyal to me. You wear me on your sleeve, but your fans are dangerous, and your fans are full of passion.
- Leo Donovan: Oh whatever, mate. Fucking mental.
- Mr. Capricorn: Have you ever seen Iron Maiden? They've filled stadiums full of their fans singing along to songs like the number of the beasts. But what about Van Halen? Yeah, "Running with the Devil." And the Stones, "Sympathy for the Devil." I mean, on and on and on and on it goes. I'm not saying I'm Satan, just saying the devil is a catchy lyric.
- Vic Lakota: If that was all real, they would never put it out in the open.
- Mr. Capricorn: Well he talks. Check this out
- [puts a dollar bill on the table]
- Mr. Capricorn: See this? The pyramid and the eye do you know what that signifies?
- Johnny Faust: Illumanti.
- Mr. Capricorn: What does that writing say?
- Johnny Faust: "Your favorites are undertakings."
- Mr. Capricorn: Yes I do. And this?
- [points to writing]
- Johnny Faust: "The order of the ages."
- Mr. Capricorn: Elvis Odo, yeah. Now the best place to keep a secret is...
- Johnny Faust: Right in front of someone.
- Mr. Capricorn: Johnny B Good!
- Damien: You're the singer from Lily's band right? Eh sorry about tonight, that's what happens when you're in a band with a whore.
- Mr. Capricorn: Shut up.
- Damien: [mockingly] Oh mommy, mommy! You're in LA now, bro. Gotta quit crying to your mommy, you sound like a little bitch.
- Mr. Capricorn: [steps closer to him] I will break your fucking face.
- Damien: How about I just fuck your mom's face? If she's half as cute as you, that's good enough for me. Maybe if she swallows my load it'll make her feel better.
- [smugly walks away]