Episode list

George's enemies attend a fundraiser where George will be auctioned off.

After a failed attempt at trying to find companionship on a dating app, George decides to adopt a rescue dog and ends up getting a date with the dog rescue volunteer, who may or may not have googled him.

A Twitter war erupts between George and a groupie, forcing him to choose between a lawn he loves and a chance to build a brand.

George's new girlfriend forces him to throw a neighborhood party that puts him outside of his comfort zone. It doesn't go well.

George returns to his is roots, offering to buy championship rings for the local baseball team and considering the purchase of land in his old neighborhood.

George gets asked to do the "George Lopez Celebrity Golf Tournament" by a Type 2 Diabetes Charity Foundation. Chinese Car Maker Chebby offers up their new hybrid "Tamaro" as a prize. George accepts to strengthen his Vegas residency credentials and recruits Tiddlypie and Jake Steinfeld as celebrity golfers. Manolo pursues Erica and Damon to Burning Man Festival.

When his wealth and status are questioned, George plans a big LA birthday party for his daughter. The date of his party conflicts with a party hosted by a wealthy dad at the school. Who will budge first?

George considers getting a new opening act when he finds out that Maronzio has other career goals.

George agrees to be roasted before finding out his wife is legally tying up his jokes, leaving him without an act. Will he be able to change her mind or get out of the roast in time?

George's frustrations keep mounting due to troubles with the communities at both his Beverly Hills and San Fernando properties. He needs to get away from it all.

George has car trouble and gets stranded in the desert on the way to Las Vegas. He is "helped" by a couple with a secret. Is it Misery? And is he James Caan?

George has car trouble and gets stranded in the desert on the way to Las Vegas. He is "helped" by a couple with a secret. Is it Misery? And is he James Caan?