Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: [Raj has just refused to see Emily] That was rough, you guys.
- Penny Hofstadter: I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you.
- Raj Koothrappali: Anyway, I'll leave you to your girls' night.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you sure you don't want to stay here with us?
- Raj Koothrappali: No, I kind of feel like being alone right now.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here.
- Raj Koothrappali: Thank you.
- Penny Hofstadter: [as Raj leaves] Say hi to Emily for us.
- Raj Koothrappali: Will do!
- [last lines]
- Raj Koothrappali: [in car on phone] I hear what you're saying, but... I've known Emily a long time, and I think she deserves the benefit of the doubt.
- Claire: All right, it's your life, but you know how this is going to end.
- Raj Koothrappali: As a matter of fact I do. I'm going to comfort her because I'm a caring and decent friend who's happy to be there when she needs someone to talk to.
- [cut to Raj and Emily in bed]
- Raj Koothrappali: Good talk.
- Raj Koothrappali: It's the thought that counts.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, yeah, beauty's on the inside, size doesn't matter. How much she spend?
- Claire: Let me guess. The worst part about breaking up is she doesn't have her best friend to talk to any more.
- Raj Koothrappali: That's exactly what she said! How do you know that?
- Claire: I'm a girl. It's like page one out of the playbook.
- Raj Koothrappali: Any chance you could send me a PDF of that playbook?