Casey Cott credited as playing...
Kevin Keller • Teen Tom Keller • Constable Keller • Kirk Keller
- Moose Mason: So, Saturday night...
- Kevin Keller: Listen Moose, you're hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you've got more demons than The Exorcist. We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best... girls.
- Cheryl Blossom: Color me impressed. A B&E with B&V. What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, Betty?
- Betty Cooper: What are you doing here, Cheryl?
- Kevin Keller: And where did you get those thigh-high boots? They're amazing.
- Kevin Keller: Can I borrow the truck for the drive-in?
- Sherrif Keller: You got a date?
- Kevin Keller: No, I'm going with Veronica.
- Sherrif Keller: Ah okay. Isn't there a nice gay kid at your school?
- Kevin Keller: Yes, there is. Me.
- Sherrif Keller: Alright. No cruising guys tonight. We both know what goes in those woods.
- Kevin Keller: Oh my God, dad!
- Kevin Keller: Is it true what they say about your dad?
- Veronica Lodge: That he's the devil incarnate? I stand by my father. Does everyone here know?
- [awkward silence]
- Veronica Lodge: Wonderful! Ten minutes in and I'm already the "Blue Jasmine" of Riverdale High.