Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- [first lines]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [as they walk down the stairs] So, Sheldon, there's something I've been wanting to talk about, but I know it's kind of a touchy subject.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Way to narrow it down to everything.
- Sheldon Cooper: What is it?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, your birthday's coming up, and you've never let us celebrate it, and I was hoping maybe this year we could.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I suppose that's a discussion we could have.
- [he runs back upstairs]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: OK, great. I mean, it doesn't have to be a big party or anything. I just...
- [she notices he isn't there]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Where'd he go?
- Penny Hofstadter: Whoa, wait a minute; you mention his birthday and he vanishes?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, where's that information been this whole time?
- Penny Hofstadter: You know if you had a party now you have plenty of friends who would love to come.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And we live here so we have no choice.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So, mother, surprised you came all this way for Sheldon's birthday.
- Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: Oh, I was happy to; he did come to my sixtieth.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, you had a party for your sixtieth?
- Penny Hofstadter: I wouldn't call it a party. Just a few close friends. And your sister and brother.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, to be fair, we did get married in Vegas and didn't invite her.
- Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: And I never did thank you for that, dear.
- Sheldon Cooper: Thank you all so much for coming. Beverly, Wil Wheaton, Adam West for some reason...
- Leonard Hofstadter: Batman finally came to your party.
- Adam West: Happy birthday, Sherman!
- Howard Wolowitz: You have any idea what you're getting Sheldon for his birthday?
- Raj Koothrappali: He's been fascinated with dinosaurs lately; maybe we could get him a fossil.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Just don't get anything Jurassic. He feels like that whole chunk of time's gone Hollywood.
- Raj Koothrappali: So, what was Adam West like on the phone?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Nice guy. But it was a little weird to hear Batman say, "Don't ring the door bell or my poodles will go crazy."
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey Stuart, didn't you try to get Adam West to do a signing here once?
- Stuart Bloom: Yeah, but there was kind of a scheduling conflict. He, uh, wanted to know when he'd get paid... and I wouldn't tell him.